Roundup Record Tribune & Winnett Times -

I heard today that California and 14 or 15 other scientific, progressive states will be prohibiting exhalation after 1 January 2026. That’s correct; people in those states will be barred from exhaling, because that effluent breath is mostly carbon dioxide, which is melting glaciers, Greenland, and I don’t know what all, as well as raising the global, average temperature by one degree per week, according to ace researchers in the Environmental Protection Agency.

Inhaling will be permitted, note, but dogs and cats, which, nowadays must accompany their owners everywhere possible, are also subject...